i was just on vacation in NYC. the crew was myself, nina, and our friend nik. nina wanted to check out fordum university, and visit our friend john who lives in yonkers. not to mention that she had never been to the big apple before. we spent four days in the city, spending 75% of our time in museums, 15% in restaurants, and the remaining 10% walking/riding public transport. but when the sun went down we had a shofar. john (aka jaze juce) is a native new yorker, who nina met at school. jaze is a rapper, a life guard, and all around man about town. we saw a lot of the city from in the car at night, which was awesome.

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banksy

x: what did yew do this weekend?
s: i gave rumpelstilskins a cauliflower ear.
x: i should have never asked.

def mostinitely = most definitely

donovan hubbard

x: high?
n: hi.
x: no, are you?
n: are i what?
x: you are.
n: i are what?!

well let's just say iv had a very strange week.
i'v been writing down quotes from our very, very, very stupid conversations.
here ya go:

i love you baby, every day my light is being swayed by your darkness...

nina

blaster baiter

xero

he's a clever hobbit

willy

Mike's a thick lipped bastard

nina

hell yeah! bring on the elvis bitchs!

will

so the funniest thing ever happened last night, pete, nina, and myself were board last night and decided to see what was going down at k-mart. we were in the car talking when out of nowhere we heard insane screaming. we really thought that someone was being raped. but then we saw this little kid with his mom screaming! then out of nowhere he stopped, looked at his mom and said: "what are you doing mom? but... i wanted that game that i wanted!" then continued screaming... i guess you just had to be there.